Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy

Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Maryna Linchuk. But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Good

Alessandra Ambrosio

In case you were wondering how supermodel MILF Alessandra Ambrosio stays in such ridiculous shape, here she is doing pilates in leggings, which is pretty awesome. But there’s just one thing I don’t get about these pictures. How come this paparazzi gets to bring his camera into her class, but every time I try to do the same thing at my gym, the instructors always call security? It’s just not fair. I mean, those girls aren’t even half this hot.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Working It Good

Alessandra Ambrosio

So apparently Alessandra Ambrosio is in town at Cannes too, because here she is at the All Is Lost premiere. And I’m guessing she took one look at what Irina Shayk was wearing and had to go home and change, because Alessandra definitely stepped her game up for the Roberto Cavalli yacht party afterwards. Sure, I would’ve preferred a bikini since they were going out on the water, but let’s all just be glad the supermodel MILF didn’t channel her inner mom and show up in a life jacket instead.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Casual Hotness

Alessandra Ambrosio

Because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t only make lingerie and bikinis, they also have boring regular clothes for some reason, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio mostly covered up for a photoshoot in the streets. Now obviously I wish they’d stuck with the usual Victoria’s Secret wardrobe here, but luckily Alessandra is so damn hot she could be modeling garbage bags and still cause widespread pants fires.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Hot Hipster MILF

Alessandra Ambrosio

So I guess I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be a hipster, because I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend. But here’s one of my favorite MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio out teaching her kid how to become a future annoying hipster d-bag. Knowing how impressionable kids are, I was going to complain that Alessandra didn’t take her to a Victoria’s Secret convention over the weekend instead, but then I got lost in that booty peeking out of Alessandra’s shorts and all was right in the world again. What can I say? I’m easily distracted by supermodels in short shorts. It’s my Kryptonite.

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Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Sexy Supermodel Hippies

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel

I’m not really a fan of music festivals. Last time I went to one, I’m pretty sure I caught some kind of fungus that started growing in between my toes. However, if there were girls that looked like Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel at the festival, I’d be willing to catch an STD. Anyway, here they are at Coachella looking like
super hot hippies.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Getting Old, But Still Hot

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It was Alessandra Ambrosio‘s birthday the other night, and apparently one of my all-time favorite MILFs is turning 32. Which I’m pretty sure is 50 in model years. I always have trouble with the conversion. Either way, I think it’s about time for Alessandra’s mid-life crisis to kick in. And ditching this dude for a certain celebrity blogger is the perfect place to start. Buying a convertible is too cliche.

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Working It On Extra

Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel didn’t appreciate me calling them dinosaurs in my last Victoria’s Secret post, because here they are appearing on Extra with that lucky bastard from Saved By the Bell looking hot as ever. So I apologize, but listen, I can’t make every Victoria’s Secret model happy. I’d still be willing to try though. Start forming a line outside my bedroom door and I’ll see what I can do.

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Finally, They Got It Right!

It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel, Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Alessandra Ambrosio

Every time I see new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio at work, I have no clue how this woman could possibly be a mom, let alone have had two kids. MILF of the Year doesn’t even do her justice. The way Alessandra’s going, she’s gunning for the title of Hottest MILF of All-Time. It just blows my mind. A mom this hot should be scientifically impossible, but hey, I’m more than happy for Alessandra to keep proving me wrong.

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