Meet our latest no-name hottie: Aarika Wolf. And no, that’s not a typo. She apparently spells Erika with three As. But despite the fact that you’d expect a chick with a name like that to do photoshoots wearing glasses with no frames and oversized t-shirts, instead I’ve got this massive collection of bikini hotness for you guys. Still, I’m thinking this girl could really go places if she changed her name. Like to, say, Aarika Tuna. Doesn’t that sound much better?
I have a feeling that if Amanda Cerny plays her cards right, she’s going to be very popular soon… with my help of course! So far she is on the right track by acknowledging me on Twitter. However, to really get in my good books we need to start tweeting sweet nothings and follow each other. I feel that there is a chemistry between us, she just doesn’t know it yet.
It’s nice to see that the Paparazzi finally used a proper lens on his camera and managed to get decent quality photos of Joanna Krupa sunbathing in her backyard. Even though, it would be much easier for him just to walk right into her home since we all know that this is yet another staged candid photo set. I don’t understand why they keep doing it, but I’m not going to complain too much because Joanna has a ridiculously tight body and I’d be an idiot to discourage her from showing it off the way she wants to.
Meet French model Fanny Anselme. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find out much about Fanny online, other than that she looks seriously good in a bikini. But I’m guessing you guys already put two and two together on that one. So otherwise, the biggest bit of trivia I’ve got for you is that Fanny’s got hazel eyes. I’m a little skeptical though, because I don’t know how anyone was able to stop looking at her body long enough to figure that one out. All I know is I haven’t managed to confirm it yet.
I guess all the real models got wise to the whole fake ad campaign plan, because now here’s former Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny modeling for 138 Water. If you ask me though, this might be their hottest fake ad yet. And after all the free publicity I’ve been giving these guys, these pictures gave me a great idea. It’s time I got in on this genius “marketing” strategy by co-sponsoring an event, like a wet t-shirt contest. I’ve even got the perfect venue in mind: my bedroom. Let’s make it happen.
I post a lot of lingerie shoots on the site, in fact,we just had a pretty good one from Nicole Meyer on Tuesday. But I think her latest one for Besame Lingerie might be one of the hottest ever. I know that’s a pretty serious claim, but I’ve got the evidence to back it up, like Exhibit A here. Exhibit B is every single other one of these pictures, but the clincher is below, the behind-the-scenes video from the shoot. I rest my case.
I’ve been a big supporter of Britney Spears‘ recent hotness comeback, and it looks like after months of prep, we’re about to get the main event. The bad news though? Unfortunately that’s going to be in the form of a new music video and not a leaked sex tape or weeks of high-quality bikini pictures. Still, judging from how good Britney looks in the teaser for her “Work Bitch” video, I’m looking forward to watching the full thing. On mute, of course.