Katy Perry Has A New Perfume (IDLYITW)
So in case you didn’t already hate Robin Thicke enough for the whole Miley Cyrus twerking thing, now here’s something else to be jealous of him for: he’s married to this hottie. But try to ignore all that and just focus on enjoying these pictures of Paula Patton at the Baggage Claim premiere. And if it helps, keep reminding yourself that Robin’s forearms probably aren’t as
overdeveloped big as yours. So even if you don’t have a hot wife or get to grind with Miley, at least you’ve got that, right?
Every time I think I know every busty British hottie out there, Nuts comes out with one I’ve never seen before. This time, it’s Holly Hagan, who’s apparently on some show called Geordie Shore, AKA the British version of Jersey Shore, something that definitely didn’t need to exist. But I’m glad it does, since it introduced us to Holly. She’s like a mix of JWoww, Snooki, Katy Perry and the one girl who was willing to sleep with me in high school.
Looks like that pretend bottled water company got a new spokesmodel for their ongoing pretend campaign, and this time it’s UFC hottie Kenda Perez. But you know, these new pictures got me thinking. Sure, I’ve never actually seen anybody drink this stuff, but maybe we’re not supposed to. Maybe I’ve got it all wrong, and 138 Water isn’t meant for drinking, it’s meant for busty hotties like Kenda to pour all over themselves. In which case, I hope it’s a bestseller.
Since I can never get enough of Nina Agdal these days, and I’m betting you guys can’t either, here’s Nina modeling for Sauvage Swimwear and showing why she should clearly be the next SI cover girl. Or Playboy for that matter. Hey, I don’t want to limit her options here. Anyway, I’ve also got a behind-the-scenes video from the shoot below, but unfortunately they forgot to show the most interesting part of these things: when Nina changes bikinis.
Today’s extra catch consists of Christina Milian, Fearne Cotton, Jessie J, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Caroline Winberg, Erin O’connor, Tanya Burr, Salma Hayek, Zena Foster, Hofit Golan, Anna dello Russo, Suki Waterhouse, Lauren Harris, Anna Friel, Sara Foster, Renee Bargh, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Chelsee Healey, Sophie Adams, Padma Lakshmi, Sandra Bullock, Katy Perry.
Because Audrina Patridge never met a red carpet she didn’t like, here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes by attending the premiere party for NBA 2K14. I’m not sure how Audrina even finds out about these C-list events in order to show up to them, but I have a theory: she’s like Beetlejuice, say her name three times on a red carpet and she magically appears. Feel free to go ahead and test it out in your bedroom when you get home. It’s worth a shot, right?
For today’s daily dose of no-name hotties in bikinis, here’s model Gio Ott. And in addition to being ridiculously hot, I found out during my research that Gio’s also into charity work. At first, I figured that just meant doing more amazing bikini and lingerie photoshoots like this, but apparently she also raises money for worthy causes. In which case, I think Gio and I should partner up to raise awareness for a cause that’s very dear to me: doing something to put out the millions of pants fires she started with these pictures.
Here is Christina Milian celebrating her 31st birthday and even though she is approaching middle age, girl still has no problem showing off that sweet little figure in a form fitting dress. All I can say is BAM! I only wish we could have seen a shot from the behind! Once again, the Paps fail to do their jobs properly.